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The Muskbox Puts the “Blah” in Blog
I can’t really run. Nor can I hide.When the Muskbox pops up on my feed reader, if I don’t have time to get to it right then, I generally just head to the electronic graffiti that is Cubs.com to find...
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The Muskbox Lights the Hartig-Signal
What’s that, up in the sky? Is it a bird? A plane? No, its…It’s been a while since we’ve gone Muskbox-diving. Did you miss it? Did you? What if the Muskbox disappeared forever, and all of our memories...
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Yes, People STILL Have Questions for the Muskbox
Did you catch the latest episode of Whisker Wars?It’s been a long time since the last installment of The Muskbox, meaning you’re probably less dumb now. Almost as long as it had been since the last...
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The Muskbox Dreams of Things that Never Were, Rolls Over, Goes Back to Sleep
Here comes the Bun, doo doo doo doo.If it weren’t so painfully obvious that Carrie has no inside information whatsoever, I would swear she times the Muskbox to coincide with relatively-big Cubs...
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The Muskbox and Chone Figgins: A Match Made in HELL
“So, what do you think of the LaHair signing?”Has the competence of the Cubs front office negatively affected the Muskbox? Has the fact that there is significantly less about which to complain made the...
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The Muskbox Wants a Fatter Third Baseman than Aramis Ramirez
Dan Vogelbach would slather that bun in Sriracha and cheese and DEVOUR it.Normally, when the Muskbox suggests moving a player to third base, that player is left-handed, ninety years old, or plays for...
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Is There a Draft in Here? Or is That the Muskbox’s Icy Stare?
You’re bunbelievable!The Muskbox takes a brief hiatus this week from worrying about who will be the backup first baseman in 2013 to worry about who will be the backup first baseman in 2020! Progress?...
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The Best Bad Cubs Team of My Time: BN Bryan LaHair
I feel like he should be doing a Mr. Bean sketch.A passing comment on Twitter has led to my next pet project. I’ve compiled a 25-man roster of the best bad Cubs of my time. Let me clarify a few things...
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THE MUSKBOX IS BACK! /BEARHUGS A NON-EXISTENT DEAD FRIEND
“And now a selected reading from my upcoming novel, ’50 Shades of Jeff Gray’.”Christmas came early this year, my friends. Dumb questions about the Cubs have gone unanswered for ages. They’ve been...
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The 2013 Essies
What a year the 2013 Cubs had! They avoided 100 losses, they fired their dull manager, they hired a new dull manager, and they watched Tony LaRussa get voted into the Hall of Fame. On this, the day...
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